Schatz’s Shots Work/School Excuse

CALL OFF EXCUSE:

DATE:

REASON:

To whomever it concerns,

Your employee/student (write in name), was invited to play a special game last evening entitled “Schatz’s Shots” and was somewhat inebriated. They are now resting comfortably in the bathroom, using the side of the toilet bowl as a pillow. However, they will not be physically able to appear at work/class today. Please excuse this absence in the name of dirt racing, having a good time, and for their general well being as people.

Sincerely,
The Dirt Network